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		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/12/12/585/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, all! I know I&#8217;ve been away for a while, but things have been a little crazy lately (parenthood and whatnot). Nevertheless, I wanted you to know I&#8217;m thinking about you during this glorious holiday season! If you miss me, you can always find me here.]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Make Me Uncomfortable, Vol. 1</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/10/10/things-that-make-me-uncomfortable-vol-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 17:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a blogger, I believe in sharing. This may seem obvious, but I think that some bloggers hold back on personal details. Some are dedicated to specific topics and they rarely provide insight into their inner workings or personalities. Well, you&#8217;ll find no such reluctance here. I wear my heart on my sleeve (unless my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s my birthday, so Sue me</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/07/23/its-my-birthday-so-sue-me-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 02:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t really know Sue Zemanick, but I celebrate my birthday at her place every year. For the past three years, my wife and I have celebrated my birthday at Gautreau&#8217;s in Uptown New Orleans, the well-hidden restaurant where Zemanick serves as Executive Chef. The place is so damn cozy (okay, small) that when we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No More Clowning Around</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/05/28/no-more-clowning-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 01:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now you&#8217;ve probably heard about the controversial push by doctors and public health leaders to get McDonald&#8217;s to retire Ronald McDonald and stop marketing to kids. Well, I&#8217;ve been thinking a lot about this issue and I must admit that I&#8217;m conflicted. Who would want to do anything to hurt this somewhat creepy face? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Influences</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/05/23/bad-influences/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 06:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m a new dad. This means, of course, that I&#8217;m currently going through all of the typical &#8220;new dad&#8221; stuff: sleepless nights; holding, rocking and consoling; speaking in ridiculous voices; forgetting to shave or wear pants to work; and trying like hell to overcome the guilt I feel when I say goodbye to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yep, I&#8217;m on the Pad.</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/04/20/yep-im-on-the-pad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 04:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consider this post a noble experiment. It is my attempt to bring Foodiot.com to the cutting edge of Blog-dom and leap right over it. For you see, this post was created on (drumroll)&#8230; (unnecessary additional drumroll)&#8230; an iPad 2! (Or at least I think it&#8217;s an iPad 2. When I went to the store, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Return of the Mack</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2011/03/12/return-of-the-mack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 05:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of my return to blogging after an extended break, I give you this 1996 masterpiece by the great-for-five-minutes Mark Morrison&#8230; This song, which can only be described as Montell Jordan-esque, has always had a way of sticking in my head. After tracking down the lyrics, I now see why.  Poetry such as this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countdown to Christmas: Oy Joe!</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2010/12/20/countdown-to-christmas-oy-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 04:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The exciting-only-to-me Foodiot &#8220;Countdown to Christmas&#8221; continues with an amusing, early-80s TV spot for Hasbro’s G.I. Joe action figures. My first experience with G.I. Joe came at a very young age, when I took possession of one of my uncle’s freakishly fuzzy-haired, scar-faced G.I. Joe dolls from the late 60s/early 70s. Christmas brought me plenty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countdown to Christmas: Darth&#8217;s Head Cheese</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2010/12/14/countdown-to-christmas-darths-head-cheese/</link>
		<comments>http://foodiot.com/2010/12/14/countdown-to-christmas-darths-head-cheese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve found that preparing for the arrival of a first child leads one to think deeply about a variety of subjects, from finances and career goals to personal health and home ownership.  Perhaps least important among the array of things one is moved to contemplate when becoming a parent is one’s own childhood.   If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Laugh at Your Misfortune!</title>
		<link>http://foodiot.com/2010/11/30/i-laugh-at-your-misfortune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Personal injury attorney ads are everywhere and New Orleans certainly has it&#8217;s fair share.  Some use lively testimonials from happy clients or upbeat theme songs, while others feature the attorneys themselves, deadly serious and all but tearing up on camera.  The attorney in the picture above is from my home town of Little Rock, Ark., and he has [...]]]></description>
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